'The girlfriend'

You love her, promise to never leave her, you adore her, speak of her far and wide...you would do anything for her, heck you just might even catch a grenade for her BUT alas...

She promises so much, fills you with hope, laughter and happiness but alas... You live to love her, the world stops when she's around. Dancing gracefully, swaying seductively from side to side, movements that belies her tender age. Everyone is in awe of your girlfriend, they wish they had her even for one night but no, she is yours. You walk, head high, chest out beaming with pride, she will be the talk of one and all, or so you think but alas...

Time and time again...she teases you, bites, licks, kisses your lips and all beneath, caresses your body, excites you to the point your are ready to spew fire from your loins then alas...

Just before the 'show' begins you notice its not your name she's moaning... no she's been with another. The revelation rocks your foundation, your GIRLFRIEND has been with another. This love was suppose to make Romeo and Juliet seem like pre-school love but alas... She laid with another you grieve, cry, weep, sulk and moan... sitting eyes to the floor, confessing undying love in the most repentant way, sobbing and then she begins to tell all. She's been with another and yet another; No not once and not twice...the agony cuts deep. You weep, she weeps, she begs for forgiveness...you hate her and want to leave but the thought of life without her cut deeper. You hold her close and tell her you forgive her, that you love her and would never leave her... alas all is well in the world or so you think...

Love her again and she will do no wrong... for the good book says 'who much is forgiven, loveth much' so this Love will only ascend and we will be together forever I cannot leave her, call me a fool BUT I love her...it seems the worse is gone and it is will be well, but alas... the madness continues, yet again she goes off to another and remains unfaithful the returns with tears in her eyes like a 'prodigal wife' and yet again I remain with her hoping, praying...the despair continues.

The painful truth is I AM the boyfriend, the girlfriend is................ Arsenal FC.